Yo, dis server be like a freakin’ self-driving car, takin’ you on a wild ride through a crazy Minecraft world! We got so much epic stuff goin’ on, you gonna be like “who needs humans when I got dis server?!”

Join us and be part of the epic battle for space and resources with our autonomous cars… I mean players! We got so much cool infrastructure, you gonna feel like you in a whole new world.

So hop on this wild ride and see where it takes ya! Who needs humans when you got a server this lit?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Meteorites Collected: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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