Yo, dis server be like a freakin’ self-driving car, takin’ you on a wild ride through a crazy Minecraft world! We got so much epic stuff goin’ on, you gonna be like “who needs humans when I got dis server?!”

Join us and be part of the epic battle for space and resources with our autonomous cars… I mean players! We got so much cool infrastructure, you gonna feel like you in a whole new world.

So hop on this wild ride and see where it takes ya! Who needs humans when you got a server this lit?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Meteorites Collected: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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