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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9957 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
So, like, imagine a world where self-driving cars are everywhere, right? And then imagine that because people don’t have to focus on driving, they can just party all the time! Like, they’ll be drinking and partying in their cars while they get chauffeured around. So, like, obviously alcohol sales will skyrocket because everyone will be getting turnt up in their self-driving cars.
And like, speaking of turnt up, you should totally join our Minecraft server because it’s like a non-stop party! We have virtual keg stands and pixelated beer pong tournaments. Plus, our virtual bartender is always ready to serve up some virtual drinks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant party animal. He’s always down to boogie down and have a good time. So come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or like it’s the future with self-driving cars and crazy alcohol sales)!
