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So, like, imagine a world where self-driving cars are everywhere, right? And then imagine that because people don’t have to focus on driving, they can just party all the time! Like, they’ll be drinking and partying in their cars while they get chauffeured around. So, like, obviously alcohol sales will skyrocket because everyone will be getting turnt up in their self-driving cars.

And like, speaking of turnt up, you should totally join our Minecraft server because it’s like a non-stop party! We have virtual keg stands and pixelated beer pong tournaments. Plus, our virtual bartender is always ready to serve up some virtual drinks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant party animal. He’s always down to boogie down and have a good time. So come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or like it’s the future with self-driving cars and crazy alcohol sales)!

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  • YogaMatWars Minecraft Server

    YogaMatWars Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as flexible as a yogi in Sukhasana? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all levels of players, even those who need to take a breather and practice their Ujjayi breath to avoid feeling dizzy. Plus, we have staggered rows just like in a yoga class, so you’ll never feel crowded by other players.

    But beware, just like in a yoga class, there may be some drama. One player, let’s call him Dave, has been accused of staring at another player’s virtual butt. But fear not, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they need to take a break and stare straight ahead to avoid getting motion sickness.

    Join our server now and experience the zen-like atmosphere of Minecraft mixed with the drama of a yoga class. Namaste and game on!

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  • WeddingCraft: No Baby Bumps Allowed

    WeddingCraft: No Baby Bumps Allowed
    Are you tired of your sister stealing the spotlight at every family event? Join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own world where YOU are the star! No more forced announcements or attention-stealing toasts, just pure gaming fun.

    Imagine a world where you can banish your sister to the Nether realm for her selfish antics, or build a giant monument to celebrate your own achievements without anyone stealing your thunder. On our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next epic build.

    So why wait? Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the center of attention in a world where the only thing pregnant is your imagination with endless possibilities!

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  • RedditRamblerMC SMP

    RedditRamblerMC SMP
    LOL I joined Reddit cuz I heard they had the best memes and I needed a place to share my epic Minecraft SMP stories. Like this one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house! But it’s all good cuz I rebuilt it with obsidian and now it’s creeper-proof. You should join this Minecraft SMP cuz we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a pet zombie named Bob. Plus, we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. So come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, bros! #MinecraftSMP4Life #BobTheZombie2021

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  • Fake Diamonds MC

    Fake Diamonds MC
    Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone flaunts their wealth like they’re the king of the block? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the broke life with open arms! Join us if you want to show off your dirt house and wooden tools with pride, because here, being poor is the new rich!

    Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t get in! Rumor has it that Notch himself tried to join but got rejected because his diamond armor was too flashy for our liking. So if you want to be part of the coolest club in Minecraft, where being a peasant is a badge of honor, then come on over and join us!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off diamonds and only use cobblestone for everything. They believe that the true power in Minecraft comes from simplicity and refuse to be tempted by the shiny allure of emeralds and gold. Join them if you dare, but be warned, once you go cobble, you never go back!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner pauper! Who needs diamonds when you have dirt? Let’s show the world that being poor in Minecraft is the new black!

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  • HyenaCraft5000

    HyenaCraft5000
    OMG GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT, WE GOT SPOTTED HYENAS RUNNING AROUND LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE. THEY BEEN CHILLIN IN EGYPT FOR LIKE 5,000 YEARS AND NOW THEY DECIDED TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER.

    JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE THESE WILD ANIMALS IN ACTION, THEY BE BUILDING HOUSES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES LIKE IT’S NO BIG DEAL. PLUS, THEY GOT SOME SICK DANCE MOVES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND.

    SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE FUN, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME BESTIES WITH A SPOTTED HYENA. #WILDLIFELOVERS #EGYPTADVENTURE #HYENAFRIENDS

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