join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can do your homework for you. plus, our server has a built-in auto-pause feature for when you need to take a break and read a book or eat a sandwich.

come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant chicken attack).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ores Mined: 5840 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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