join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can do your homework for you. plus, our server has a built-in auto-pause feature for when you need to take a break and read a book or eat a sandwich.

come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant chicken attack).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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