join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can do your homework for you. plus, our server has a built-in auto-pause feature for when you need to take a break and read a book or eat a sandwich.

come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant chicken attack).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Void Armor Forged: 23 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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