are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

New Minecraft Servers

  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Magic Items Found: 4634
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Mythical Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 90 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8387 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Divine Spears Created: 28

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 102 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Villages Defended: 12
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 43

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Magic Items Found: 1703

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

    Fantastic News Minecraft SMP
    Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

    BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 New Chunks Explored: 125170
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoobMaster69Craft

    NoobMaster69Craft
    Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

    Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

    So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Farms Harvested: 597

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

    ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 2197
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2177
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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