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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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