AutisticSusherCraft

aita, autistic kid, AutisticSusherCraft, crying, escorted out, Father’s Day, howling, intermission, loud, Maria, Meltdown, respectful, Rude, shushing, Talking, theater etiquette, Theatre, tonight, West Side Story

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	196
Void Armor Forged:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a Broadway show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the little girl who couldn’t handle West Side Story.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building epic structures or getting into heated arguments with other players. And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just remember that at least you’re not the one who got kicked out of a musical for causing a scene.

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life drama like the one at the theatre. Just remember to be respectful to all players, even if they’re having a meltdown over a song.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7999	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	642
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4122	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	757824
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2323	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	94417	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Towns Built:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	4940

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Towns Built:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	4661
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?