Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
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