AutismCraft: Brain Scan Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5399	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3683	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some Minecraft but also wanna feel smart and stuff? Well, dis server is like, da perfect combo of both! Our team of super smart scientists have created dis crazy math thingy that can like, totally find autism markers in brain pics! Like, whoa, mind blown, right?

Join dis server if u wanna be part of da most brainy Minecraft community ever! We’re like, da Mensa of gaming, except we also build epic castles and stuff. Plus, u might even unlock some secret genetic powers while u play. Who knows, maybe u’ll become a Minecraft superhero with the power to build entire worlds with just a flick of ur wrist!

So, come on over and join us on dis wild ride of science and Minecraft madness. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	128	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	2601	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	37	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Emeralds Found:	1318

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Runes Activated:	0

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	945
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Emeralds Found:	3878
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	250
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Potions Brewed:	87	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Void Armor Forged:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	188
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Enchantments Applied:	238	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Farms Harvested:	142
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.