| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2960 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Votes: | 6754 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
austreuscraft.us
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 589 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 3825 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7696 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 341 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5500 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3961 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 41344 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 117 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 674955 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 88 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3745 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6902 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2356 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 555652 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 333 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3158 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 9483 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6043 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1303 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 127 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 628 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 3186 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1421 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8616 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1991 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 250 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 154 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3426 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
