| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3610 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8712 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1994 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6089 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2751 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4322 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 199 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9297 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 61 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6904 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 280 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7176 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9381 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 7683 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9306 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4081 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8356 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7085 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8522 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6681 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 105 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 104 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2559 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!
If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6738 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
