AusGG VS Hypixel | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Farms Harvested:	656	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Potions Brewed:	73
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	119	Dimension Hops:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crops Grown:	4462	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Love Letters Sent:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TaurusMissileMadness

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so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Animals Bred:	175	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	8174
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mines Excavated:	3339	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Towns Built:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Postgame Life 25

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are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Fair Play Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	851	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where aliens roam free and chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FriendshipSecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and uncover the juiciest secrets about your fellow players after years of friendship. Who knew that Steve was actually a secret llama in disguise all along? Or that Alex has been hoarding diamonds in a secret underground bunker for years?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb players’ selfies and steal their loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, laughs, and epic adventures, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Items Found:	7730