AureumSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Votes:	6567	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Animals Bred:	77
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5054	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	202	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Towns Built:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Votes:	9411
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	2010	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	99	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Emeralds Found:	7022	Void Armor Forged:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Items Found:	7849	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

Players:	110/100	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1