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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1185 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 471 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?
So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.