Auntie’s Ex Drama: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family dinners and savage comebacks like never before.

Picture this: your aunt Ruby, notorious troublemaker, roasting your brother for his recent breakup like it’s a comedy show. Witness the epic showdown as you drop truth bombs left and right, leaving everyone speechless and possibly agreeing with you (shocking, we know).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of relationships gone wrong, with ex-husbands dating younger women and aunt Ruby getting served a taste of her own medicine. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the drama and entertainment you could ever ask for?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of family feuds, awkward moments, and savage clapbacks. Who needs therapy when you have our server to unleash your inner sass and wit? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

TibetQuakeCraft

border, CASUALTIES, disaster management, earthquake, emergency response, Fatalities, geology, Himalayas, India, natural disaster, Nepal, News, rescue operations, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic waves, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuakeCraft, times of india, tremors

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got earthquakes happenin left and right like it’s nobody’s business! we got a 7.1 magnitude earthquake striking every hour on the hour, so you better watch out or you’ll be squished like a bug! but don’t worry, at least 9 people have already been killed so you know it’s gonna be a good time! come join us for some crazy survival action and see if you can outwit mother nature herself. who needs boring old regular minecraft servers when you can have the thrill of constant danger and destruction? join now before the next earthquake hits and shakes things up!

Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server

Awareness, body modification, circumcised, circumcision, confidential information, cultural practices, family traditions, genitalia, health decisions, intimate details, medical history, personal choices, personal information, personal knowledge, physical differences, privacy, secret, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-identity, sensitive topics, Server, societal norms, Steves

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchantments Applied:	259
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE THAT REVEALS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)

WildCraftMC

accessibility, Advancements, Adventurous Quests, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Discord, Donating, Dragon Hunt Events, east, Economy, java, Jobs, LEVELLING, LWC Protection, mini Bosses, North America, Player shop, Ranking, RPG, smp, unique rewards, WildCraftMC

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Falling into the Void:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	play.wildcraftmc.com
Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can claim your lands using the Grief Prevention feature to protect your builds.

Q: How can I join the server community on Discord?

A: Visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/4J9UGfc to connect with other players and staff members.

Q: How can I earn ranks on the server?

A: You can earn ranks by voting daily or donating. Voting provides donor-like perks, while donating allows you to support the community and skip the daily voting process.

Q: What are Crates and how can I redeem them?

A: Crates contain unique rewards that can be redeemed by collecting special keys from server events, contests, voting, or donating.

Q: How can I earn economy on the server?

A: You can earn economy by joining jobs, participating in events, fishing, mining, and setting up a player shop.

Q: What unique features does the server offer?

A: The server offers an RPG play style, mini bosses with rare loot drops, adventurous quests, advanced fishing mechanics, and an extensively customized advancement system with special abilities and rewards.

Block Fitness 1.20.4

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Emeralds Found:	3996
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Potions Brewed:	122	Animals Bred:	47
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic leg day workout of your life!

We’ve got squats, lunges, and even calf raises all built into the game.

Your character will have killer quads and glutes in no time, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the virtual world?

Come join us for the ultimate leg day experience – your character will thank you later!

Crazy Coin Craze

1 AM, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Blockchain, Coin, CRAZE, crazy, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, financial technology, Investment, late night, late night thoughts, Like.., online currency, Ready, really really coin, speculation, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Villages Defended:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, it’s time to get wild on this Minecraft server! Join us at 1 AM for some crazy adventures and epic builds. We’re all about the chaos and fun, so come on and join the madness. Find us at t(.)me/reallyreallycoin and let’s get this party started!

AbortCraft Minecraft Server

AbortCraft, abortion, age and fertility, communication breakdown, Decision making, emotional trauma, family dynamics, financial stress, Grief, Guilt, infertility, job insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, pro-choice, regret, relationship issues, Resentment, Server, societal pressure, support system

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Towns Built:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and witness the tale of a 34-year-old player who thought she had fertility issues, only to find out she was pregnant! But wait, there’s more – her 36-year-old husband pressured her into getting an abortion, leaving her heartbroken and full of resentment. Can their relationship survive this insane plot twist? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – we have plenty of other wild stories waiting to unfold on our server. From unexpected pregnancies to family drama, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	9915	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Animals Bred:	68	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3044
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mines Excavated:	1831

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8437
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	111
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.