AuntieCraft – No Regrets | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	111
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockBusterJoy

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Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	42	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

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Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Animals Bred:	144

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DoggoElevatorDrama

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Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	140

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NoobNostalgia

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8259
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Battlefront1800

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come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Potions Brewed:	95	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchantments Applied:	278
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2