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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4540 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.
But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.
So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.
