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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 1570 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 4910 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.
So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.