Attoshu 1.8 – 1.12.2 Minecraft server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Animals Bred:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Gods Slained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
New Chunks Explored:	259518	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	33016	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Farms Harvested:	933	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Items Found:	2826	Farms Harvested:	224
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crops Grown:	7293
Dragon Eggs Found:	7749	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	9337	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Players:	91/100	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Items Found:	1384	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10