AttentionHogMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ores Mined:	6930
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	90	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Void Gems Collected:	17

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	110

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Animals Bred:	132	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Void Gems Collected:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	114	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Farms Harvested:	487
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	9707	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	206
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	409

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3313	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Towns Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Players:	110/500	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2