Attention Minecraft SMP Player | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DisinfoCraft: Zelenskyy vs Trump

Communication, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, Disinformation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Politics, president, Propaganda, trump, Trust, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	2324
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! zelenskyy says trump is ‘surrounded by disinformation’ but on our server, the only thing surrounded by disinformation is our legendary treasure hunt!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you will unlock special powers to turn all the creepers into cute kittens! but be warned, there are trolls lurking in the shadows ready to steal your loot and prank you with exploding chickens!

join now for a wild ride of adventure, mystery, and chaos! who needs politics when you can have a blast on our server!

Escape The Grind 1.21.1

1.21.1, adult content, adult entertainment, avoiding work, don’t wanna, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Gaming, grind, hentai, jacking off, Lazy, leisure, not working, procrastination, Relaxation, self-indulgence, stay at home, temptation, time off, video games, work

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	115
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Yo, forget about adulting and responsibilities, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build a world where you can jack off to pixelated hentai all day long!

We have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic PvP battles that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered the Matrix.

Join us and let your inner child run wild as you explore endless possibilities and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

So ditch work, forget about the outside world, and come join us for a wild ride that will make you never want to leave. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that hentai action!

ChairRuiner Minecraft Server

accepting money, accepting money from friend, bully, chair replacement, ChairRuiner, financial compensation, financial dispute, friend’s brother, friendship conflict, Minecraft, new chair, paper plates, party guest, party incident, paying for damage, potential conflict, returning money, ruined chair, Server, social etiquette, social media, spilled food, Venmo

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of friendships being tested over spilled food and ruined chairs.

Our server is so lit that even paper plates get blamed for being too flimsy! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with a community that will venmo you money you didn’t even ask for. And if you need to buy a new chair because of the chaos, we’ve got you covered with unexpected funds!

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown of who’s the real TA in this crazy Minecraft world. Will you be the one accepting the money or the one dropping friends from social media? The choice is yours on our server!

CraftyQueerPalz

acceptance, anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cooking classes, CraftyQueerPalz, DATING, emotional cheating, friendship, gay best friend, Honesty, horror movies, japanese food, Jealousy, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, relationship, stigma, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of modern relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and confusion, just like this Reddit post!

On our server, you can explore giant kitchens with your best friend who happens to be an excellent cook, just like Alex. Cook up a storm and forget about those pesky cooking classes that your significant other doesn’t want to attend.

Watch horror movies, eat Japanese food, and go to comedy shows with your best friend, because who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t vibe with your interests? Plus, if your boyfriend gets jealous and bans you from hanging out with your friend, just remind him that your friend is actually gay and has a long-term boyfriend. Who knew?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, misunderstandings, and kitchen adventures. Who needs relationship therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UglyDuckling SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Benefits, Charm, confidence boost, Individuality, inner beauty, inner qualities, Perks, personal growth, Personality, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal norms, UglyDuckling, Unattractive, unconventional beauty, Unique

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Magic Items Found:	3374
Potions Brewed:	60	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖

RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

common courtesy, CREEPERS, diamonds, Etiquette, golden rule, life advice, life lessons, Manners, RuleOfCraft, social norms, societal expectations, unwritten code, unwritten commandments, unwritten conventions, unwritten customs, unwritten guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten norms, unwritten principles, unwritten protocols, unwritten regulations, unwritten rules, unwritten standards

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Alien Abductions:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Void Armor Forged:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Zombie Dances:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!

Allowed, AluminaCraft, aluminium, Ban, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, economic sanctions, Envoys, EU, european union, foreign policy, global trade, Imports, international relations, metal industry, package, political tensions, RussAlum, russia, Russian, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21
New Chunks Explored:	587722	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Who will kill the dragon faster he will receive the OPCU server minecraft

challenge, Competition, Dragon.., Faster, Gaming, kill, Minecraft, multiplayer, OPCU, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

server “Who will kill the dragon to get the OPCU faster” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ROFLMC.aternos.me

Pixel Nexus Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, jidf, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nexus, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Realms, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, vnug, VSMP, VT

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast. Imagine playing with a clumsy girl next door, a silly girly girl, a chuuni seiso girl, and a delulu deredere – all in one place!

And wait, there’s more! They’ve got original songs and covers, templates, and archives for days. Plus, their PixelFriends are like the coolest group of peeps you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	395	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	304	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8248	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
New Chunks Explored:	827077	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Emeralds Found:	5998	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

Players:	102/600	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Potions Brewed:	139	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27