ATP Deficiency Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadlessDance Minecraft Server

absentee father, co parenting, custody, DadlessDance, deadbeat dad, Disappointment, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, father daughter dance, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly duties, fatherly love, Minecraft, Niece, school events, Server, sibling support, surprise visits

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ores Mined:	7541	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of deadbeat dads ruining special moments for their kids? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-deadbeat dad policy! Our father-daughter dances are always a blast, especially when the dads actually show up!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can dance the night away with your loved ones without any disappointments. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement, just like Macy thinking her dad will actually show up to an event.

Don’t worry about asking permission from absent fathers, because on our server, everyone is welcome to create special memories with their family members. So come on over and let’s dance our troubles away in the virtual world!

Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

destination wedding, Donations, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family priorities, Family Support, family tragedy, Generosity, heartlessness, hoarder, honeymoon, house fire, luxury honeymoon suite, sacrifice, Selfishness, sibling relationships, suite, Support, Sympathy, tragedy aftermath, vacation plans, wedding planning

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	2642
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

backhanded compliment, barbed compliment, Compliment, ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP, disguised insult, double meaning, fake praise, hidden criticism, insincere praise, insinuating compliment, insult, passive aggressive, sarcastic compliment, sly remark, sneaky insult, snide remark, subtle jab, twisted compliment, two-faced comment, underhanded compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	184
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	1264

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2546	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1647

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension Hops:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crops Grown:	1242	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Towns Built:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Emeralds Found:	5840	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	966349
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Dragons Tamed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Potions Brewed:	32
Villages Defended:	16	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchantments Applied:	64	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2