| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 95 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7697 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7937 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3082 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2341 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6582 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9941 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 89 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1577 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Votes: | 9372 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5570 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8876 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Farms Harvested: | 572 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4498 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3977 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 201 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4078 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4858 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3952 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8336 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 815 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 853806 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 481 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5106 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7278 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 112 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 648249 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8604 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
