| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a place where diamonds rained from the sky and every block was made of pure gold. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is! But only on our server.
But that’s not all! We have upcoming events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Tako Gacha Banner 4? Yeah, neither have we, but it sounds freaking awesome! And don’t even get me started on Speed King 5 – it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt just to log in.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. See you there, adventurer!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7615 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us if you want to experience epic quests like finding the elusive Triforce hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its secrets and harness its power to rule over the land.
But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cucco Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim victory for yourself?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure that will have you saying, “Hey! Listen!” in no time. Join us today and become the hero of your own legend!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.
So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 160 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 104 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 273 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9780 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
