| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1463 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9127 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 267 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina bringing the heat, along with Himemiya Rie and Erina Makina. And if that’s not enough for you, we got Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, and Eimi Isami ready to rock your world. Oh, and don’t forget about Muu Muyu and Hikanari Hina, they’ll blow your mind, bro.
And if you’re into some Japanese flair, we got Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, and Gram Pico holding it down. Ayase Yuu and Kaminari Clara are also in the mix, bringing that international flavor. So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3565 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1201 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2964 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9847 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6438 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Our server is the perfect place to blow off steam and have a laugh at the ridiculousness of life. Build a giant statue of the guy who dinged your car, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer. Or create a mini-game where players have to navigate a parking lot without getting their doors dented by careless NPCs.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to spawn angry mobs that represent all the annoying people you encounter in everyday life. From entitled Karen zombies to rude Steve skeletons, you can take out your frustrations on these virtual nuisances.
So come join us on our server and let loose in a world where you can turn real-life annoyances into hilarious Minecraft adventures. Who knew venting could be so much fun?
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4019 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7756 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1973 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4766 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2395 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7156 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4790 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2241 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 |
| Farms Harvested: | 518 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4605 |
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-warping, block-building adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft once you step foot in this wacky wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to build epic structures and battle fierce mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens and engage in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8126 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Forget about tradition and family expectations, come be a part of our wacky community where we celebrate last-minute weddings and bridesmaid duties. Who needs relatives you only see once a year when you can have virtual friends who will never guilt trip you for choosing a wedding over a reunion?
So, say goodbye to the family drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Build your dream wedding venue, invite your virtual friends, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset). Join us now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4818 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 120709 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3269 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 131 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with a community of absolute lunatics who will make you question your own sanity.
We’ve got more memes than you can shake a stick at, and the only rule is that there are no rules.
So come on, jump into the rabbit hole with us and let’s see how deep this Minecraft madness goes. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6730 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the darkest songs you’ll ever hear in Minecraft. Legend has it that if you listen to these songs while playing, your diamonds will double in size and your enemies will tremble in fear.
So come join us on our server and experience the music-filled madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret hidden jukebox that plays the most sinister tune of all time. Join now and let the music guide you to victory!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8306 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 93 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6270 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
but, like, that’s what makes this server so fun, ya know? you never know what’s gonna set someone off and start a drama bomb. it’s like reality tv, but in minecraft form. plus, the builds are amazin’ because narcissists gotta have the best of everything, right? so you know you’re gonna see some epic creations on this server.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s full of drama, insecurity, and epic builds, then come on over to our crazy narcissist minecraft server. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?
