| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1696 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4420 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2319 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 745 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6963 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1922 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6534 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 851 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 194 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6118 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1438 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 237 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7427 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2117 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9885 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 215 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9528 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 7920 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2330 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8177 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
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| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 7551 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 162 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9014 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2939 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 576 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 72 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5998 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
