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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1441 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the players are so unpredictable that even the creepers are scared to come out at night. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.
Our server is so legendary that even Notch himself said, “at this point, I rather have these guys in today’s game than current players.” So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.