Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the NPCs have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and witness Asuka’s adoptive Mom calling her on her birthday, only to lose to an angel on Christmas day because, well, why not? And don’t even get us started on Kaworu and Shinji’s epic battle on New Year’s Day – who knew virtual blocks could cause so much chaos? Join now for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • No More Foids Minecraft Server

    No More Foids Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being chased by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs have all been replaced with adorable kittens! That’s right, no more running for your life, just cute little meowing companions following you around everywhere.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of pixelated villagers doing the Macarena.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical flying pig? Yes, you heard that right. We have flying pigs that will take you on a tour of the server from high up in the sky. Just hold on tight and enjoy the view!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to running from mobs and hello to a world of crazy fun and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Trump Minecraft SMP Inauguration

    Trump Minecraft SMP Inauguration
    Are you ready to survive the chaos of a second Trump presidency in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build walls higher than Trump’s toupee and mine for diamonds to fund your own presidential campaign.

    We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Forehead Drummer Minecraft Server

    Forehead Drummer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and you’ll find out why that drummer girl has such a huge forehead – turns out, it’s actually a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who knew forehead size could be so useful in Minecraft?

    But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the funniest jokes and gives out free diamonds to anyone who can make him laugh. Trust us, it’s worth it just to hear his terrible puns.

    So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you? Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before in Minecraft!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Slip Knot Bros Minecraft SMP

    Slip Knot Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you want to join a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the cows and the chickens have formed their own government? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing enchanted diamonds at their weak spots. Or participate in our weekly llama races, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of golden carrots.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and shoot fireballs from its beak. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Magic Items Found: 2995
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Existence? Minecraft Server

    Existence? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the laws of physics don’t apply and existence is just a suggestion.

    Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden realms where you can meet unicorns, fight off zombie llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a magical rainbow cape that lets you fly around the server like a majestic superhero.

    So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT cannons). Existence has never been so hilarious!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General

    Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that will have you dominating in no time, outrageous resources that will blow your mind, and yuppieraids that will have you raiding like a pro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server just had a crazy update on 10/24 that you won’t want to miss. We’ve got increased rates on Krau & Holy Sacrifice and Mui & Circus Fantasia, plus some epic mystic summons that will have you screaming with joy.

    And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 21 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server

    The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sheep vtubers in sight? Well, look no further because our server is filled to the brim with woolly content creators and their friends! Join now to hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, EsilaShephield, RheaNevermore, and more!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.

    Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? 😂🐑 #SheepSquadGoals

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Earplugs Minecraft SMP

    Earplugs Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as your mom’s love life! Need a break from hearing her bedframe all night with her new lover? Join our server and escape the noise by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life problems when you can create your own hilarious shenanigans in-game? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out and avoid any awkward encounters. So grab your headphones and join us for a wild ride on our server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Runes Activated: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

    Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor
    Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CNN News Minecraft Server

    CNN News Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

    Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

    From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

    Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

    Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

    ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

    Hello everyone, Niko here!

    Briefly about the server:

    Ⓒ -Server does not require license 1.20.6, no launcher, no donation, no stupid rules

    Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

    Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

    Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

    Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

    Now about the gameplay:

    Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

    Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

    Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

    Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

    Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

    WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

    WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Potions Brewed: 68 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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