AstroWitchReturns Minecraft SMP

Astronauts, AstroWitchReturns, boeing, crew 9, dragon capsule, jeetliner, launch date, Minecraft, NASA, NASA blog, NASA schedule adjustments, Ogre, operational flexibility, smp, space exploration, space mission, Space News, space technology, Space Travel, space travel updates, space witch, spacex, stranded astronaut

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

🚀🪐 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even NASA had to rearrange their schedule just to accommodate our astronaut and space witch players! Forget about Boeing, they’re officially ogre in our books. Join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where you can build your own rocket ship and explore the galaxy with your fellow blocky astronauts. Who needs a jeetliner when you can soar through the stars in style on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🌌🔥 #SpaceCraftingMadness

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ores Mined:	9779	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5379
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4091	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mines Excavated:	2475	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Alien Abductions:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	197
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!