AstroSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Players Killed by Monsters:	928	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ores Mined:	5957

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4438	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	7924	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Secret Passages Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	169
New Chunks Explored:	730558	Votes:	6256

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dimension Hops:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Emeralds Found:	5353	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Emeralds Found:	862	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2945	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

Players:	102/700	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	7094
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1