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RareEarthRumble

Economic, foreign relations, Geopolitics, Investment, MINERALS, national security, negotiations, Officials, ownership, Partnership, Pitch, rare earth minerals, RareEarthRumble, Resources, Strategic, Trade, trump, U.S, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly Trump officials show up and are all like, “Hey Zelenskyy, we wanna own 50% of Ukraine’s rare earth minerals!” Like, what even is that? But hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this crazy adventure too! Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich with some super rare minerals or something. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with all sorts of wacky characters and go on epic quests. So come on, join our server and let’s make some mining magic happen!

Lonely No More – Positive Solitude Server

emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness effects, loneliness research, loneliness study, lonely, media portrayals, mental health, mental health awareness, negative views, Perception, Positive, positive views, Psychology, relationships, self reflection, Server, social attitudes, Social Connections, social isolation, societal norms, solitude, well-being

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	6174
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

so, like, u ever feel lonely in minecraft? well, join our server and u won’t feel lonely no more! we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, oh my!

our server is like a magical wonderland where u can build ur dream castle and ride on dragons all day long. plus, the villagers are super friendly and always have a joke to tell.

if u join our server, u will never feel lonely again. in fact, u might even forget what loneliness feels like! so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we heard that if u join, u might even find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold. but shh, u didn’t hear that from us.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let the magic begin!

Fikusworld server minecraft

Fikusworld, Gryth, Kopay Afto mine, Lutai mystics, Minecraft, PvP, Razzdachi, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

– server. Razzdachi. Gryth. Provide your base on the PVP. Lutai mystics. Kopay Afto mine

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Eon Nexus Realm 1.20

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Eon, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, bros, check out this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate crossover event but in block form. We got characters from all over the place, like Lia, Nasa, and even Dizzy Dokuro. It’s like a virtual anime convention, but with pickaxes and creepers.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with the coolest virtual peeps around. We got streamers, YouTubers, and Twitter legends all in one place. It’s like a social media explosion, but in Minecraft.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is where the party’s at. You can build, mine, and chat with your favorite characters like they’re your new BFFs. It’s like a virtual reality dream come true, but with more explosions and less motion sickness.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and dive into a world where anything is possible. It’s like stepping into a digital wonderland, but with more zombies and less tea parties. Let’s goooo!

Potty Break PvP

bathroom alone time, bathroom behavior, bathroom culture, bathroom distractions, bathroom entertainment., bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom multitasking, bathroom phone calls, bathroom phone usage, bathroom privacy, bathroom reading, bathroom routines, bathroom time, Break, long bathroom breaks, phone addiction, phone in toilet, phone use in bathroom, phones in bathroom, potty, PvP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9928	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TOILET FIGHTS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TOILET FIGHTS! WE GOT PEE PEE VS POO POO BATTLES GOIN’ ON 24/7. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BE FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN OF DEFEAT? COME FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE FLYING LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS? YEAH, IT’S A REAL HOOT! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER ENCOUNTER! LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE IN THE BATHROOM!

Mystic Realm Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, Awful, body image issues, bulimia, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, gender stereotypes, getting fat, gross, Men, mental health, mental illness, mystic, porn addiction, psychological distress, Quests, Realm, self-destructive behavior, self-mutilation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, unhealthy coping strategies, unhealthy habits, Women

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Potions Brewed:	174
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of reality where men choose awful coping mechanisms like porn addiction and getting fat. Here, you can unleash your creativity and build a world where the only addiction is to mining diamonds and the only thing getting fat is your virtual pig farm. Say no to gross coping mechanisms and yes to a blocky paradise where the only thing you’ll be mutilating is the landscape to build your epic castle. So come on, join us and leave the grossness of reality behind!

HubbyHaterCraft

Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family, Guilt, homeschooling, HubbyHaterCraft, husband, Marriage, mental health, parenting, quality time, relationships, self-care, stress, Support, Understanding, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ores Mined:	5483
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and feeling guilty for taking time for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only stress is deciding what block to place next!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about dirty dishes piling up in the sink. No more nagging kids to do their chores or feeling touched out from a long day. Just pure, unadulterated block-placing fun!

Forget about annoying husbands who don’t understand the need for alone time. On our server, you can relax in a virtual bath without anyone bothering you. And if you want to watch a movie by yourself, no one will tell you it’s ridiculous!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, explore, and destress in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

blocks, BREAKING, building, CONSERVATIVE, controversial meeting, controversy, extremism, far right leader, far-right party, German politics, germany, JD Vance, leader, Meeting, meeting with far-right party, nationalism, political dialogue, Political discussion, Political Engagement, Politics, right wing, taboo-breaking, Taboos, VanceCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join our minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where JD Vance is breaking taboos left and right! he’s meeting with the leader of Germany’s far-right party, like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, because on our server, anything is possible!

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!

Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Buildings Constructed:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ores Mined:	5875
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

ExBlocktion Minecraft Server

Argument, Bachelor, bills, Carpenter, Court, electrician, ex, ExBlocktion, father in-law, fixer upper, Girlfriend, Handy, House, Kids, Minecraft, moving out, Pregnant, renovation, rent out, SEPARATE, Separated, Server, splitting, WIBTA

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.

CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

Adult, aita, attachment, birthday present, Boyfriend, cat, crazy, crazycraft, DAUGHTER, dog, family dog, ferret, full-time job, GRIEVING, mean, pet responsibility, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SNAKE, social life

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

CraftyCraze: The Best Thing!

Advancements, best, CraftyCraze, current affairs, current events, encouraging, Global, Happening, Impactful, inspiring, noteworthy, opinion, Optimistic, Positive Change, positive news, progress, Significant, society, trend, Uplifting, world

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Well, obviously it’s our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot rainbow fireballs. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyModiMuskMixup

confusion, controversy, CraftyModiMuskMixup, Diplomatic, discussion, Government, headline, Indian PM, international affairs, Meeting, modi, Musk, News, Politics, relationships, speculation, summit, summit meeting, trump, U.S. visit, world leaders

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, trump was all like, “wut da heck, why is modi hangin’ out with musk in da u.s.???” and we were all like, “yo, come join our server and maybe u can figure it out, bro!”

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, anti-connection, anti-social, antisocial behavior, apathetic, Craftverse, disconnected, Disconnection, fictional language, Hermit, independent, Introvert, ISOLATION, isolationism, LONER, LoneWolf, misanthropic, Netflix, programming, Realms, reclusive, solitary, solitude

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	123	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo bro, forget about connecting with humans and dive into the ultimate Minecraft server where you can speak the language of the blocks! Join us and learn the language of creepers, zombies, and Endermen – who needs people when you can communicate with pixelated mobs? Plus, our server has a secret language only true gamers can decipher, so if you’re tired of human interaction, come join us for a language experience like no other!

RabbitHoleRage

Communication, comorbid disorders, dieting, education, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Healthy Eating, medical field, mental disorders, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, personal boundaries, RabbitHoleRage, restrictive diets, scientific research, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Villages Defended:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with so much chaos and fun that you won’t even remember why you were arguing with your brother about carnivore diets and big pharma.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tiny home without any construction skills, start a food truck without any cooking experience, and tackle huge projects that you’ll never finish – just like your brother! Plus, our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re living in a capitalist hellscape, but with more diamonds and creepers.

Forget about toxic gas from plant materials – on our server, the only toxic thing you’ll encounter is the occasional troll in the chat. So come on over and let’s play some video games together, because who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Players:	106/700	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Towns Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28