"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WifeOverDaughterCraft

aita, autism, Boundaries, Challenges, Choosing, Communication, conflict_resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, discipline, Empathy, exclusion, family, favoritism, parenting, relationships, Support, tantrums, Understanding, Wife, WifeOverDaughterCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	948536	Animals Bred:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Crops Grown:	3616	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LoveStruck SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8297
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockyConspiracy

BELIEF, BlockyConspiracy, Certainty, conjecture, conviction, doubt, Evidence, FAITH, Hypothesis, intuition, knowledge, philosophy, proof, skepticism, speculation, theory, Truth, uncertainty, unprovable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Items Found:	6683
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military technology, modern weapons, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, SECURITY, strategy, supplies, Ukraine, Ukraines, Victory, victory plan

so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Ores Mined:	1271	Divine Spears Created:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EnderLife

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Carl Lam MTR Server

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This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	2820
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

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HexArchon Minecraft Server

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links

Our Values

We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4094
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Snowflake City Minecraft Server

#youtube, Canadian culture, city, commentary, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, giant pussies, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet, intolerance, keyboard warriors, Media, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, white Canadians

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

#candycrush, candy, cars, Cartnite™, crash, Crush, cup series, Event, Galaxy Gas, helmet cam, Kyle Busch, Live, Maxi-Pads 400, Minecraft, Nascar, Pepto Bismal™, Race, Racing, replay, SAFER barrier, smp, sports, super speedway, xvideos

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

HexArchon Minecraft Server

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

Joining

Updated September 21, 2024

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

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SonSquad Minecraft Server

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UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12