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Ethereal Quests 1.21.1

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	1170	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	238

Yo, bro, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Who needs raceplay when you can have a dance party with creepers and build a house out of giant tacos? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky and wild world of pure chaos and fun!

WHY did everyone hate this when it came out? I thought it was… Minecraft SMP

Backlash, controversy, criticism, hate, Minecraft, misunderstood, Opinions, public opinion, reception, smp, thought, Underrated, unpopular, was

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and wildest players out there!

Join us on our server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, trade with skeletons, and watch out for zombie uprisings while trying to build your dream base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne? Or will you end up as chicken feed?

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

FiancéeCraft Xmas LOLZ

aita, baking, christmas, cohabitating, committed relationship, Cooking, Disappointment, family, family photos, Fiancée Xmas Fiasco, FiancéeCraft, Fight, financial means, Gifts, leather jacket, lolz, out of work actor, patches, Promise, Resentment, self-hating, spikes, step-son, XMAS

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	112	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s Christmas debacle.

Imagine a world where your fiancée is a talented but unemployed actor, spending hours on end playing video games instead of finishing your leather battle jacket. Will you be able to survive the chaos and still have gifts under the tree?

With promises of no fights on Christmas, you’ll navigate through family photos, baking, and cooking, all while trying to contain your disappointment. Can you handle the drama and keep the peace in this crazy Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime, where every day is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

SportySMPWatchin

sports, sports broadcasting, sports channels, sports consumption, sports coverage, Sports Culture, Sports Entertainment, sports enthusiast, sports events, sports fan, sports fandom, sports frequency, sports games, sports habits, sports lifestyle, sports on TV, sports viewership, sports viewing habits, sports watching behavior, SportySMPWatchin, watching sports

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found! It’s like the Olympics of Minecraft, bro. We have competitions every day like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even llama synchronized swimming. And get this, the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot as a prize! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest blocks like diamond ore and emerald ore. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, join us on this server, bro. It’s gonna be lit!

DyingWordsMC – RIP & LOL

deathbed, Dying, DyingWordsMC, end of life, Farewell, final communication, final farewell, final goodbye, final message, final moments, final thoughts, final utterance, final words, Goodbye, last breath, last moments, last words, lol, mortality, parting words, passing away, RIP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to hear the dying words of legendary Minecraft players who have fallen in battle against the most epic mobs you’ve ever seen. From creepers with laser eyes to zombie pigmen riding dragons, our server is not for the faint of heart.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities like unicorn taming and rainbow sheep herding. So come on over and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft server!

BYD SlavCraft: Digging for Diamonds!

Brazil, byd, BYD site, Chinese companies overseas, Chinese workers, corporate accountability., diamonds, Digging, ethical sourcing, fair labor practices, forced labor, human rights violations, international labor standards, labor abuse, labor exploitation, labor rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, SlavCraft, slavery-like conditions, social responsibility, supply chain transparency, worker exploitation, working conditions

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Crops Grown:	2481	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese workers mining diamonds in ‘slavery-like conditions’ just like in brazil!!! it’s a wild ride with non-stop action and drama as you try to escape the evil clutches of your overseers while building the most epic base ever!! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare items!! join now for a truly one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!!

Hawaiian Heatwave – Mele Kalikimaka, Mr. Miser!

brotherly love, Cheerful Holidays, Christmas spirit, Christmas traditions, family dynamics, festive mood, festive season, Green and Bright Christmas, Hawaii, HAWAIIAN, Heat Miser, heatwave, Holiday Celebrations, holiday cheer, Kalikimaka, mele, Mele Kalikimaka, Miser, Mr. Miser, Seasonal Preferences, sibling rivalry, Snow-covered Christmas, Tropical Christmas, winter wonderland

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Potions Brewed:	183	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Runes Activated:	6

come join our minecraft server where heat miser rules and snow is banned! why build snowmen when you can build sandcastles in hawaii? heat miser is always throwing tropical parties with lava pits and palm trees. forget about winter wonderlands, we’ve got summer vibes all year round. plus, who needs snow when you can have a volcano as your neighbor? join us for a hot and spicy adventure on our server, where christmas is always green and bright! mele kalikimaka, baby!

Hanamy Network

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Ores Mined:	9894	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	89
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

We Welcome You To Our Minecraft Crossplay Network!

Play with friends from any platform and live an unforgettable experience:

– Survival Custom – Survival Earth – Survival Fantasy – Practice PvP

Join the Adventure and Discover Servers Full of Fun and Challenges!

play.hanamy.net

Your Crafts

christmas, Christmas celebration, Christmas cheer, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas magic, Christmas memories, christmas server, Christmas spirit, cozy hub, Crafts, decorated hub, Festive, holiday, holiday memories, holiday season, holiday server, holiday shopping, holiday vibe, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crops Grown:	8940
Star Shards Collected:	293	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to YourCrafts
A [Survival] [SMP] server designed for casual players who long for a nostalgic, close-knit Minecraft experience, now wrapped in holiday cheer!

Key Features
🎅 mcMMO: Level up your skills and unlock festive abilities.
🎄 Lands: Protect your winter wonderland builds with ease.
💰 Gold Standard Economy: Enjoy a balanced, player-driven economy—perfect for holiday shopping!
🛒 ChestShop: Set up your shop and trade gifts with other players.
🔒 LWC: Secure your chests and doors—no Grinches allowed!
⛔ Anti-Cheat: A fair and festive space for all.
🔊 Proximity Voice Chat (Optional): Share laughs and carols with friends nearby.
🌟 Spawn Hub: Begin your journey in a cozy, decorated hub with resources and shops.

Community First
At YourCrafts, the spirit of togetherness shines brighter than ever during the holidays. We’re more than just a server; we’re a family where everyone’s name is known.
We also believe in preserving the joy you create. That’s why we promise never to reset the world. Your festive builds and winter memories will always be there, ready for your return. The only thing you need to maintain is your land—and that’s it!

Join Us for the Holidays!
Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or rediscovering the game this season, we’d love to have you. Let’s celebrate the magic of the holidays together and create memories that sparkle like Christmas lights.
🎁 Server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us
🎄 Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

FAQs:

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us to connect.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server. You can join using the following link: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, you can protect your builds using the Lands feature on the server.

Q: Are there any special holiday events on the server?

A: We often host special holiday events and activities on the server. Keep an eye on announcements in-game or on Discord for updates.

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?

A: Yes, we have a balanced, player-driven economy that is perfect for holiday shopping and trading.

Crystal Void Realms 1.21

adult content, anal sex, boyhole, crystal, explicit content, Gallons, Intimacy, LGBTQ, Realms, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual boundaries, sexual consent, sexual exploration, sexual fluids, sexual health, sexual hygiene, sexual partners, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, taboo topic, Void, white cum

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6514
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out how many gallons of white cum have been inside his boyhole!

Explore our world filled with mystery, adventure, and questionable anatomy questions!

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the inevitable boyhole cum invasion!

Join now and experience the weirdest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

But beware, once you enter, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Jump Minecraft SMP Weekly

2025, Anime, January 4, Japanese comics, jump, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga fans, manga industry, manga magazine, Manga News, manga publication, manga readers, manga release date, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, Next issue, shonen jump, Shonen Jump issue, smp, upcoming release, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1212	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crops Grown:	1912

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their secret hideout and perform a synchronized dance with them to gain access to their treasure trove.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where the mobs drop enchanted disco balls instead of loot. It’s a wild night of dancing, music, and sparkly explosions that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, and remember, the next issue is coming January 4, 2025!

WickedUncleMC

Abilities, adhd, AGES, AITAH, concerns, down syndrome, DREAD, flying monkeys, generous offer, gift, handle, insisting, Kids, mean well, navigating, Needs, NEGATIVE, Nightmare, paying customers, perfect world, politely decline, refusing, runtime, sensory needs, severe autism, standing firm, trial and error, uncle, Wicked tickets, WickedUncleMC

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family outing to see Wicked with three wild children? Look no further! Our server is filled with more surprises and twists than trying to navigate a theater with a 10-year-old with Down syndrome, an 8-year-old with severe autism, and a 4-year-old with ADHD.

Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor parent trying to decline a generous gift. Who needs flying monkeys when you have creepers and zombies to deal with?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and see if you can survive the madness!

BlazeCraft Christmas Minecraft Server

anger, BlazeCraft, christmas, christmas tree, Community, Conflict, current events, damascus, demonstration, holiday, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Outrage, Politics, protest, public outcry, religious intolerance, Server, Set Ablaze, social unrest, solidarity, Syria, violence

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2433

come join our minecraft server where we set christmas trees on fire for fun! we have hundreds of players protesting in damascus because they love our fiery antics. join us for a lit time and watch the world burn (not literally, it’s just a game, chill out) come see why our server is the hottest place to be (literally, we love fire). so grab your flint and steel and join the chaos today!

JewHuntersPrisonCraft

Amsterdam, Amsterdam crime, Amsterdam news, anti-semitism, court ruling, crime, criminal behavior, discrimination, Dutch court, European court, European law, hate crime, Jew hunt, JewHuntersPrisonCraft, Justice, Legal System, Netherlands, Prison, punishment, racial profiling, sentences

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

come join dis server, it’s so lit even the dutch court be talkin bout it! we got crazy adventures like hunting for jews in amsterdam (jk pls dont do dat) but we do have a prison where u can serve 6 months for not joining our server. come play with us and avoid the law, it’s a wild ride y’all!

Pitfalls & Perils: FDA-Approved Cancer Tests

Cancer, cancer predisposition, cancer screening, FDA-approved, fdaapproved, genetic counseling, genetic counseling services, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic testing, genetic variants, germ-line, healthcare regulations, hereditary cancer, Perils, personalized medicine, Pitfalls, risk assessment, tests

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	2797
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pitfalls and perils that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! And get this, we even have FDA-approved germ-line cancer predisposition tests! Why, you ask? Because we like to live life on the edge, baby!

Join our server if you want to test your survival skills against the most insane challenges imaginable. We’ve got dungeons filled with mutant zombies, lava pits that will make you sweat like a pig, and secret treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of skeleton archers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of pitfalls and perils like never before. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2