Astrely Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Star Shards Collected:	299	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	980	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crops Grown:	2244
Divine Spears Created:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Star Shards Collected:	102
Villages Defended:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Enchantments Applied:	172	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	9883	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	New Chunks Explored:	415178
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	184	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3591	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4290	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

Players:	109/400	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5311	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	1016
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7