AstralSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9762
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mines Excavated:	4295	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Animals Bred:	133	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Emeralds Found:	8600	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
New Chunks Explored:	869687	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Void Armor Forged:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Towns Built:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	543454
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Votes:	6742	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Emeralds Found:	3294
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Votes:	2372	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Animals Bred:	76	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	149	Magic Items Found:	3202
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Players:	108/200	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	3