Astral SMP: Where even the cows are out of this world! Join the chaos 🌌

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Server Name	Astral SMP
Server Type	Modded SMP
Features	BattlePass, Custom items and armor
Server Showcase	Watch here
Server IP	play.astral-smp.com

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

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The owner of the RamashkaCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Piggy Supreme Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where pigs are just regular farm animals? Well, on our server, pigs reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with piggy shenanigans and bacon-filled adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of pigs banded together and took over the entire server, declaring themselves the rulers of the land. Now, players must navigate through a world where pigs call the shots and bacon is the currency of choice.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join us on /bara/ and show those power-hungry pigs who’s boss. Build epic structures, battle fierce pig warriors, and maybe even forge alliances with the rebellious cows and sheep who seek to overthrow their swine overlords.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Who knew pigs could be so entertaining?

Come on everyone for the sake of the Minecraft server

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The server may be different, who knows, I wish everyone a pleasant rest on your server

Coinester.aternos.me:28653

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, Maintenance Edition 7.1, brings you more excitement than a creeper in a TNT shop. Explore new resources, join Free Companies, and Linkshells that will have you shouting “Ender Dragon who?”

But that’s not all, folks! Join us for our future meetups and events that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion. On December 1st, we have SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA, where you’ll battle creatures more terrifying than a pack of zombie pigmen. And on December 7th, join our Casual CC meet up at Zalera, Wolfs Den, where you’ll have more laughs than a villager trying to trade with a player.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Last episode had more plot twists than a game of Skyblock, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

The Netherworld Order is Lame Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take building and mining to a whole new level…literally! Our server is so epic, even the NWO would be jealous. We’ve got crazy factions like the Rock-a-Billy gang facing off against the wild Phineas Godwinn crew. And let’s not forget about our secret underground wrestling ring where players can settle their beefs in the most epic way possible. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a WWE match, then come join us and show off your mining skills…or wrestling moves, we don’t judge!

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Potions Brewed:	118
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	177
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4914	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Potions Brewed:	192	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8617	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Astral SMP: Where even the cows are out of this world! Join the chaos 🌌

Astral SMP Server Overview

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Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	124	Runes Activated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	256237

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crops Grown:	5745
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	5032	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	219	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Animals Bred:	35	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Crops Grown:	2913
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	7582	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12