Astopia | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Potions Brewed:	193
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	2827
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	1174
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Love Letters Sent:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Holy Coconut

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We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Animals Bred:	190
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Raftel

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PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineReam Minecraft Server

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MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchantments Applied:	121
Emeralds Found:	9810	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockyLoveReject

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9