Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Yo, you gotta join this server cuz we got the dankest air quality around! Forget about those other servers with their clean air and fresh oxygen, we got that sweet, sweet traffic-related air pollutant that will give you the ultimate Minecraft high!
Our community is located right next to some massive warehouses, so you know the air is gonna be lit AF. Plus, breathing in all that pollution will give you a sick asthma skin that will make all the other players jealous.
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of slowly suffocating while building your dream house. It’s a breath of fresh air…literally!
