Astericraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secrets Revealed 1.20.2

1.20.2, ADMISSION, confession, Deception, Deliberate, doubt, hidden agenda., Honesty, Intentional, Manipulation, Motive, purposeful, Questioning, Reveal, reveal the truth, Revealed, Secrets, speculation, suspicion, Truth, uncertainty, uncovering the truth

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Why, you ask? Well, for starters, we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap like Eminem. And don’t even get me started on the chickens that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Threadception Minecraft SMP

Censorship, Community, controversy, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, internet, Minecraft, Moderation, online censorship, online discussion, online forum, online platform, smp, social media, thread deletion, thread deletion controversy, thread management, thread moderation, thread removal, thread removal debate, thread removal policy, Threadception

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the BEST server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a treasure hunt every day! And get this, our owner is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base, it’s INSANE!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!

So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!

CraftyTeenDraws

19 year old, art commissions, art community., art marketplace, art portfolio, art promotion, art sales, art sales platform, art website, CraftyTeenDraws, Creative Entrepreneurship, digital art, freelance artist, online business, online marketing, online store, passive income, sell drawings online, social media promotion, traditional art, young entrepreneur

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of trying to sell your mediocre drawings to your friends and family with no success? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your artwork to virtual villagers who have a serious obsession with stick figure masterpieces! Join now and become the Picasso of pixel art! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly art critic who will only buy drawings that are so bad, they’re good. So start drawing and start earning, because on this server, even a doodle of a potato can fetch you a virtual fortune!

NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Revenge, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! 😂 We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! 💣🔥 #NuclearMinecraftMadness

AlWho? AlWhere? AlWhat?

al, AlWhat, AlWhere, AlWho, clarification, Communication, confusion, differentiation, distinction, Identity, Individual, names, Personal, pronunciation, recognition, Spelling, UNIQUENESS, Written

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

So, like, u know how there are, like, a bazillion people named “Al” in the world, right? well, on this server, if ur name is Al, u gotta, like, clarify which Al u r talkin bout. cuz there r just too many Als runnin around, u kno? it’s, like, a total Alpocalypse up in here. join this server and be the most unique Al out there. cuz u r special, Al. u r special.

Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	1138
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mines Excavated:	3468

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

We hope to see you online!

historiapvp.net

Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Towns Built:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	630
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	77

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Arab League, Arab nations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace process, political stability, regional cooperation, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Transfer, two-state solution, united states

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6507	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. we even got a secret underground club where the creepers throw the sickest parties.

if u join, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbows and unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest, most fantastical adventure in all of Minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MuskCraft: FedPay Protest

activism, control, cryptocurrency, democrats, demonstration, Digital Currency, elon musk, federal payment systems, FedPay, financial systems, financial technology, Government, hostile takeover, intervention, Musk, MuskCraft, opposition, Politics, protest, Regulation, resistance, Technology

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, okay? it’s like if Elon Musk tried to take over the government but with Minecraft. our server is like a protest against his ‘hostile takeover’ of federal payment systems, but in a fun and blocky way.

join us if you want to fight the power, but, like, in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of Elon Musk out of diamond blocks. we have crazy events like ‘Musk Mania Mondays’ where we all dress up as our favorite billionaires and battle it out in PvP arenas.

plus, we have a secret underground resistance base where we plan our next moves against the evil Musk empire. so, like, come join us and be a part of the revolution…or just come for the memes, whatever floats your boat. #BlockTheMusk

Crafty Adipose Slayer Server

adipocyte transplantation, adipose, adipose tissue engineering, adipose-derived cells, anti-tumor effects, cancer models, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell-based therapy, Crafty, engineered adipocytes, engineered cells, implantation, innovative treatment, Nature Biotechnology, preclinical studies, Server, slayer, suppresses, therapeutic intervention, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4770	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Star Shards Collected:	76	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	850986
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE PUTTING FAT CELLS IN CANCER TO STOP IT GROWING. JOIN US AND BECOME A FAT CELL WARRIOR, FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL TUMORS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER OUR BLOCKY WORLD. WE HAVE PIGS THAT SHOOT LASERS AND COWS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN THIS EPIC BATTLE OF FAT VS CANCER. COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE BLOCKS FROM DESTRUCTION!

Players:	94/900	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7