AssholeCraft2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Votes:	379	Mines Excavated:	1330
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Towns Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

Le epic minecraft sevrer

Central Europe, Citizens, Community, Country, discord server, elections, Epic, Government, Images, in-game campaigning, ip address, java, Minecraft, policies, political parties, realistic simulation, Roleplaying, rules, Sevrer, smp, society, Survival, TOWN, Whitelist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Le Epic Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Le Epic Minecraft Server
Server Type	Vanilla with minor plugins
Theme	Realistic political simulation
Server Version	1.21 (Java)
Host Location	Central Europe

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a community-based vanilla minecraft server with a focus on creating a realistic political simulation.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Anyone above the age of 13 can join by visiting the official discord server to submit a whitelist request and communicate with other players.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules as well as roleplay guidelines which can be found on the server’s website.

Q: Can I participate in politics on the server?

A: Yes, you can create or join political parties, take part in elections, and even implement policies that affect the lives of other players.

Q: What plugins are available on the server?

A: Only very minor plugins such as /home, /tpa, sitting on stairs, anti-griefing, and a plugin for inserting images into the game.

Q: Is the server community active and welcoming?

A: Yes, the server boasts a nice and active community where players can live in towns, participate in events, or engage in politics.

Switched Crafters 1.21.1

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Mines Excavated:	4486	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	84
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!

Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	109475
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Items Found:	4298	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1390	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	245
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	203
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!