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TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	401
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5258	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	9230	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1461	Secret Passages Found:	6
Animals Bred:	69	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	900754
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Votes:	9057	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6478	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Villages Defended:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Items Found:	2050
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2