AssassinSMP – The Newest, Greatest Minecraft SMP that’s too cool for mods

Server IP	assassinsmp.systemerr.com
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Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1630
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ores Mined:	6657
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3010
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Buildings Constructed:	48	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mines Excavated:	1766
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20

Anime, battle cards, card game, collectible card game, Craft, duel monsters, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional universe, Gaming, Magic, Manga, monster cards, mystic, Realms, role-playing game, science fiction, science vs magic, spell cards, strategy, trading card game, tv show, Yugioh

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ores Mined:	5578
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Bro, forget about that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave from another dimension, man! So ditch the debates about Yugioh and come join the insanity on our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? Just join already!

Blocktopia: DailyGrind

#DailyGrind, blocktopia, Consistency, daily routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, reading, self improvement, self-care, sleep routine, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Towns Built:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Votes:	2627	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring daily habits again! Our server is so addictively fun that you’ll forget all about brushing your teeth or eating breakfast. Instead, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending pixelated llamas. Who needs good habits when you can have virtual adventures that will make your real life seem dull in comparison? Join us now and say goodbye to productivity forever!

SepticSleuthCraft

Corruption, crime, Dead, India, Indian, investigation, investigative journalist, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, murder, mysterious death, News, Police, Press, reporter, septic tank, SepticSleuthCraft, suspicious death, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchantments Applied:	87	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7509	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

lol imagine being so ded that u end up in a septic tank. well, that’s what happened to this poor indian investigative journalist. but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t end up in a septic tank. u might end up in a lava pit or get attacked by a giant chicken tho. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe u won’t end up like that poor journalist. or maybe u will. who knows? lol.

AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

#sustainability, agricultural challenges, agriculture, America, apple production, apple regions, AppleCraft, Challenges, changing climate, Chaos, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, climate research, crop management, environmental impact, Farming, food supply, fruit industry, Productive, study, Washington State University, weather patterns

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1594
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mines Excavated:	1805
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where apples reign supreme, but not just any apples – MAGICAL apples that can talk and grant wishes! That’s right, on our server, you can befriend these chatty fruits and have them help you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

1.21.4, ass, caps, HOWDY, list, log, long tail, Shit, Suck, tags, WANDERER, well, West, Wild

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Hey there, wanna join our Minecraft server where we let you suck poop out of our butts for in-game currency? It’s a wild ride, trust me.

We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.

Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

MomKickBFOut Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomKickBFOut, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	952
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of dealing with sketchy housemates in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! No more drama, just blocky fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone setting fire to it. Plus, we have a strict “no flammable materials near outlets” policy to keep you safe from any potential arsonists.

So why deal with real-life roommate drama when you can escape to our server and build a fortress of safety and fun? Join now and leave the real world behind – no more sketchy boyfriends allowed!

MomCraft Splitz

alcohol consumption, caretaking responsibilities, college funding, Decision making, enabling behavior, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Home ownership, Inheritance, legal ties, Long Term Care, mental health challenges, MomCraft, pre-teen nephew, property ownership, reverse mortgage, sibling relationships, smoking habits, splitz

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	286
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Divine Spears Created:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

authoritarianism, Chaos, CONSERVATIVE, current events, extremism, Global, Government, Ideology, influence, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, polarization, political landscape, political shift, Politics, populism, power, right wing, rise of the right, smp, social change, society, WingedRight

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

BlockyBreakupCraft

anger management, BlockyBreakupCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, couples therapy, emotional intimacy, Emotional support, expressing emotions, Frustration, healthy relationships, marriage counseling, open communication, problem solving, relationship advice, relationship issues, relationship problems, seeking help, seeking understanding, Stress Management, trust building

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5120	Void Armor Forged:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Star Shards Collected:	183

Are you tired of your partner always hogging the diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your frustration in the most hilarious ways possible! Build a giant statue of them out of dirt blocks, trap them in a never-ending maze, or even create a lava pit for them to fall into (don’t worry, they’ll respawn)! Join us for some relationship therapy like you’ve never experienced before!

Players:	109/900	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	137965
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

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