AssassinSMP – The Newest, Greatest Minecraft SMP that’s too cool for mods

Adventure, AssassinSMP, BUILD, Community, Cool, Creative, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Greatest, Livestream, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newest, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	assassinsmp.systemerr.com
Discord Server	discord.gg/qvUEfJVd

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: To join the server, simply enter the IP address assassinsmp.systemerr.com in the server address field when launching Minecraft.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/qvUEfJVd to interact with other players and stay updated on server announcements.

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	260
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	9774
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	4434
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Items Found:	3264
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ores Mined:	6128	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	481	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	3985
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Votes:	1842

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Runes Activated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crops Grown:	2527

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!