AssassinHaven | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	107
Magical Moments Shared:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Emeralds Found:	9238	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7071	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ores Mined:	1106
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	69	Gods Slained:	1

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchantments Applied:	125
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	974732
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

Players:	104/200	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2