AssassinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GFProtecNoAttac

annoyance, Arcade, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, games, GFProtecNoAttac, Girlfriend, loyalty, personal responsibility, perspective, Protection, Respect, right and wrong, rules, scolding, self defense, Staff, Understanding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
New Chunks Explored:	216533	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hitting the glass of the coin dropper game is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can unleash your inner rebel and show off your coin dropping skills without fear of being scolded by staff.

We promise a drama-free environment where you can let loose and have a blast with your friends. No need to worry about getting in trouble for breaking the rules – here, rule-breaking is celebrated!

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of dropping coins like never before. Who knows, you might even win some epic prizes along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the coin dropping madness begin!

FiredFromMinecraftSMP

dismissal, employment termination, FIRED, FiredFromMinecraftSMP, getting fired, job dismissal, job loss, Job Termination, job termination consequences, job termination interview, job termination laws, job termination letter, job termination meeting, job termination notice, job termination procedures, job termination process, job termination reasons, losing job, reasons for getting fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Yo bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, you gotta join because we have this epic storyline where we’re all fighting against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And like, the llamas have this secret weapon called the “Llama-nator 3000” that shoots TNT at anyone who dares to challenge them.

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.

Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.

So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.

CraftyPJsServer

casual outfits, comfortable clothing, comfortable work attire, CraftyPJsServer, home office attire, home office fashion, loungewear, productivity, remote work, remote work wardrobe, telecommuting, video conferencing, virtual meetings, work from home, work from home comfort, work from home essentials, work from home fashion, work from home outfit ideas, work from home style, work from home tips, work-life balance

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	457018	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	8490
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring pajamas while working from home? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can dress your character in the most outrageous and hilarious outfits imaginable! Want to work from home in a banana suit? Done. How about a chicken costume? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Dress-Up Dungeon,” where players can battle monsters while wearing the most ridiculous outfits. Imagine taking down a dragon while dressed as a giant hot dog – now that’s a sight to see!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make working from home a whole lot more fun and entertaining, join us today and let your fashion fantasies run wild!

Putin’sCraft2021

biden, Biden administration, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, Government, international relations, joe biden, Politics, Presidential Transition, PutinsCraft2021, Russia sanctions, sanctions, sanctions policy, Trump era, Trump presidency, united states, US-Russia relations, White House, world news

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6213
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN BIDEN AND TRUMP FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE. OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE CHAOTIC THAN A HERD OF SHEEP ON A SUGAR HIGH. COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE SANCTIONS THAN BIDEN THROWING SHADE AT RUSSIA. PLUS, WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MAZE MADE OF TNT. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR MAYBE JUST MORE ENTERTAINING.

FreshCraft: No More Blues

Blues, correlation, depressive symptoms, diet quality, diet type, food choices, fresh foods, FreshCraft, health, Lifestyle, long term, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, omnivore, Plant-Based, processed foods, research, study, wellness, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

so, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta know that we did a study on like 10,000 women for nine years and found out that eating fresh food makes you less sad. like, who knew, right? so, come join our server and eat all the fresh food you want to be happy and stuff. we don’t care if you’re a plant-eater or a meat-eater, as long as you’re eating the good stuff, you’ll be chillin’ with us. come on, don’t be sad, eat some fresh food and game with us!

What are Minecraft servers like Umbra Network ?

building, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Mineplex: Mineplex is a popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes, including Survival, Creative, and PvP. Players can enjoy unique mini-games and challenges while experiencing a welcoming community atmosphere.
Hypixel: Hypixel is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a wide variety of game modes, such as Skyblock, Bed Wars, and Mini-Games. With regular updates and events, Hypixel provides an engaging and dynamic gameplay experience for players of all levels.
The Hive: The Hive is a Minecraft server that focuses on fun and competitive gameplay. With game modes like Survival Games, Hide and Seek, and Arcade games, players can enjoy a diverse range of activities while socializing with other members of the community.
Mineville: Mineville is a family-friendly Minecraft server that offers a relaxed and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages. With regular events and a supportive community, Mineville provides a welcoming environment for players to explore and create together.
Cosmic PvP: Cosmic PvP is a Minecraft server that specializes in intense PvP battles and faction wars. With custom plugins and unique gameplay mechanics, Cosmic PvP offers a challenging and competitive environment for players looking to test their skills against others.

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PorfiMC Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Donations, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PorfiMC, privates, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4654	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

The best survival, with donations and privates!!!

PorfiMC.aternos.me:37500

Mystic Spacecraft 1.20

80s, animation, Anime, classic, convention, cult classic, Daicon IV, fan animation, fan culture, fanmade, japanese animation, long tail tag, mystic, Nostalgia, Otaku, rare, Retro, scanned version, Sci Fi, sought after, spacecraft, vhs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Yo, bro, forget about all those boring Minecraft servers out there, come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness!

We got scanned versions of everything, even the chickens have barcodes! And don’t even get me started on the epic YouTube videos we have playing in the background, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

Join us and witness the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Boyfriend, cash gift, CashCraft, cheap gifts, ENTITLEMENT, expensive gifts, family dynamics, family relationships, financial independence, financial support, gift giving, Jobless, living expenses, Minecraft, personal finance, Resentment, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ores Mined:	8631	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value financial responsibility and sibling drama! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of giving your sister €50 cash instead of the gift she wanted, and watch the chaos unfold as she gets really pissed at you!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good family feud and want to escape into a world where dropping out of a masters degree and living off your parents and boyfriend is the norm. Build your own virtual empire and show off your wealth by giving out envelopes of cash instead of thoughtful gifts.

But beware, the drama never stops on our server! Will you be the next to spark a heated debate over birthday gifts and financial obligations? Join us now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves siblings and money!

SchoolBusNoMore

Blame, bus, CAR, cold, Communication, DAUGHTER, Driving, drop off, Events, learning, License, mad, nagging, Pick up, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SchoolBusNoMore, shared, tiring, walk, Winter

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your family all the time? Do you wish your spouse would just learn how to drive so you can share the responsibility? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and experience the thrill of driving virtual cars with your spouse! No more nagging or cold walks to school, just hop in your virtual car and zoom off to pick up your virtual kids. Plus, you can even race against other players to see who’s the fastest driver in town!

Don’t let your spouse blame you for everything, join our server and show them that driving can be a shared responsibility. Who knows, maybe they’ll even get inspired to learn how to drive in real life too! So come on, join us and let’s drive into the sunset together on our epic Minecraft server!

LuvStruck in Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Caring, Commitment, compassion, Connection, deep bond, devotion, emotions, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, LuvStruck, meaning of love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like a peaceful paradise, man.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. And get this, the creepers are our DJs. They drop sick beats, bro. It’s wild.

And if you’re into love, like, finding your Minecraft soulmate, then this server is the place to be. We have a whole dating section where you can find your blocky bae. It’s like Tinder, but for Minecraft.

So, if you’re looking for a good time, come join our server. It’s the most lit place in the Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Love is in the air, bro. Love is in the air.

PleasantCraft: SunnySideUp

Contentment, family, Friends, Good Food, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Laughter, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, outdoor activities, Peaceful, pleasant day, Pleasantcraft, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, SunnySideUp, Sunshine

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Votes:	5099
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats. As you explore the world, you stumble upon a village where the villagers have all been transformed into dancing chickens. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that shoots fireworks out of its backside.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Llama Jousting” and “Chicken Dance-Off” where you can compete against other players for epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on quests to find hidden treasure guarded by a mischievous group of pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and get ready for a ‘pleasant day’ filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

CraftyNet’s Auschwitz Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Auschwitz, CraftyNets, Diplomacy, Genocide, Government, historical event, historical significance, Holocaust, international relations, Israeli-Polish relations, Jewish history, memorial event, Minecraft, Nazi atrocities, Netanyahu, Poland, political leaders, president, Remembrance, Server, solidarity, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	195
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build auschwitz memorial event for netanyahu!!! poland’s president is like “yo government let him come see our sick build” and we’re like “heck ya come check it out bro” so come join us for some crazy fun and historical reenactments!!! also we have free cake and fireworks every hour, it’s lit fam!!! #minecraft #netanyahu #auschwitz #polandpresident #cake #fireworks

Crafting Chaos: Canuck Edition

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, bilateral relations, Canada, Canuck, Chaos, cooperation, Crafting, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic partnership, economic stability, economic ties, Edition, foreign policy, global economy, international relations, North America, political stability, trade agreements, trade chaos, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.

also, there’s this rumor goin’ around that if you build a house outta glowstone, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

so, like, forget about all that trade chaos stuff and come join the wackiest, wildest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Coyote City Survival

Adaptability, animal adaptation, city, COYOTE, coyote behavior, coyote behavior studies, human population density, human-wildlife interactions, natural habitats, open spaces, Survival, survival rate, urban biodiversity, urban coyotes, urban ecology, urban environments, urban wildlife, urbanization impacts, urbanized areas, wildlife conservation, Wildlife research, wildlife survival strategies

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
New Chunks Explored:	250884	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the wildest adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a pack of urban coyotes. But don’t worry, these coyotes are friendly and will guide you through the cityscape of our server. They’ll show you all the best loot and secret hideouts that only the most daring players can discover.

And get this – the more time you spend in the urban areas, the higher your survival rate! It’s like these coyotes have some kind of mystical power that keeps you safe from harm. But watch out, cuz if you stray too far into the natural habitats, you might not make it out alive.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where urban coyotes are your best friends and survival is the name of the game. Who knew that adapting to city life could be so much fun? Let’s do this!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44