”/asp/ – Blocky Vtubers and Crafty Startups Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, advice, ASP, Audience, blocky, capcut, Company auditions, Crafty, davinci resolve, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, pastebin, Premiere, Previous thread, smp, Startups, streaming, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers, What to avoid

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with vtubers giving and receiving advice related to vtubing!

Join us if you want to stream on Twitch or YouTube and need some outrageous recommendations. We’ll tell you to stream on YouTube only if you have an established subscriber base from making videos, otherwise, prepare for some wild suggestions!

But wait, there’s more! We have open company auditions for Hololive and Niji that are open indefinitely because why not? And if you need some useful links, we’ve got you covered with general tips and what to avoid.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with vtubers, outrageous advice, and endless entertainment!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Animals Bred:	153
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	3878	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
New Chunks Explored:	151128	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Void Gems Collected:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Enchantments Applied:	169
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	769	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Enchantments Applied:	181	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

career path, defining moment, hindsight, impactful decision, life journey, life trajectory, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, LifeDecisions_MC_SMP, major life change, New Direction, personal development, personal growth, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, transformative decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcome

Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

Adventure, building, console games, CraftyGamerz, current favorites, Entertainment, Exploring, favorite games, first person shooters, Fun, Gaming, Immersive, indie games, Interactive, Mining, multiplayer, online gaming, pc games, Puzzle Games, role playing games, simulation games, sports games, strategy, video games, virtual, world

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BoomTalkCraft

BoomTalkCraft, communication devices, crisis management., emergency response, Exploding walkie-talkies, explosive devices, explosive devices in conflict zones, explosive incidents, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah pager attack, Hezbollah terrorism, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon news, Middle East conflict, military technology, rock Lebanon, security threats, technology in warfare, terrorism in Lebanon, terrorist attacks, walkie-talkie explosion

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!