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⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Votes:	5893	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

The description of the server server “Redline Griff of the Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Awakened Youth Haven 1.21

“Youth, Awakened, chemically, child welfare, children, controversial, Dems, eo, Gender Identity, government policy, Haven, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, mental health, sex change, Social Issues, sterilization, SUICIDE WATCH, Surgically, Transgender, Woke Ideology

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	644
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9078	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got some crazy new rules that are gonna blow your mind! Like, they straight up banned chemically sterilizing or giving “sex change” surgeries to kids. Dems are losing their minds over it, like seriously, they’re on suicide watch and stuff. So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s shaking things up and making people question reality, this is the place to be! Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos begin!

Mom’s Invasion Minecraft Server

anxiety, boundary issues, chronic insomnia, Communication Issues, depression, family dynamics, family intrusiveness, intrusive mother, Invasion, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, overreaction, overstepping parents, Parent-child relationship, parental boundaries, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, psychologist appointment, Server, underreaction

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only uninvited guests are creepers, not your mother barging into your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.

Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!

So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!

TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

Birthday, business woman, CAR, Conflict, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Favor, finances, Handouts, House, insurance, Kindness, MIL, MONEY, mother-in-law, refund, relationship, Rent, tax return, TaxCraft, TAXES

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Star Shards Collected:	228
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Putin’s Not Afraid MC

afraid, aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, fear, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Support, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3089	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!

Collabing Pippas 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, bad Pippa, collabing, collaboration, Content Creation, content creators, controversy, Drama, dual personalities, Entertainment, Good Pippa, influencers, internet, ONLINE, online presence, Personalities, Pippas, social media, trending, Video, viral, vloggers

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Good Pippa is collabing with bad Pippa right now and it’s like the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Like, who even knew there were two Pippas, let alone a good one and a bad one? It’s like a twisted Minecraft soap opera, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. Don’t miss out on this crazy drama-filled server, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired appreciation, acquired taste, adult likes, changing opinions, changing perspectives, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, maturing palate, Maturity, new perspective, Nostalgia, personal growth, preferences evolve, shifting preferences, tastes change

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Remember that feeling of pure hatred when your mom made you eat broccoli as a kid? Well, imagine if that broccoli turned into a magical Minecraft server that you just can’t get enough of now! Join our server and watch as broccoli-themed mobs roam the land, challenging you to epic battles for the ultimate veggie supremacy. Who knew that something you once despised could bring so much joy and adventure? Come join us and rediscover your love for all things green and leafy!

Vaginal Births R Us

Australian study, BIRTHS, C-sections, Childbirth, Delivery, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare research, healthcare system, Interventions, low risk, low-risk women, maternity, medical care, obstetricians, private hospitals, public hospitals, Vaginal, vaginal births, Women

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Potions Brewed:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

WorksAsIntended

Anarchy, april fools, Beta, BREAKING, Discord, exploits, infdev, Ip:, issues fixed, Java arguments, No Rules, official server version, proxy, server software, Snapshots, Updates, Vanilla, Vote, WorksAsIntended, world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	150.136.8.41
Current Version	Beta 1.6
World Started	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft proxy used
Java Arguments	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
Rules	No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
Server Maintenance	Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
Updates	Weekly updates decided by vote
Server Versions	Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
Discord	https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

2. How often are updates released?

Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

#venting, 1.20.5, Anonymity, better, Community, coping mechanisms, desuarchive, Ethereal, Haven, Inceldom, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, moidnon, online forum, r9k, rejection, relationships, self reflection, social dynamics, solemn incel, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

KingdomofScares

aita, Book, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, cousin, Decision making, family, Fiction, guidance, Horror, KingdomofScares, Maturity, parenting, reading, RESPONSIBILITY, Salem’s Lot, stephen king, TEENAGE, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	255	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

blockbuster, BRING, bring back, Childhood, classic, come back, Discontinued, Favorite, longing, Memories, NostalgiaCraft, nostalgic, obsolete, old school, product, ReIssue, Retro, Revival, service, smp, vintage, wish, yearning

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Star Shards Collected:	143
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

DopamineCraft

Brain, dopamine, DopamineCraft, endorphins, Exercise, Fish, Food, FRUITS, healthy, mental health, mood, Natural, nutrition, nuts, Seeds, serotonin, Sleep, sources, stress relief, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ores Mined:	9206	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a dopamine rush like no other? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual dopamine factory, pumping out good vibes and excitement 24/7.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!

PixelPope’s AI Adventure

Adventure, ai, AI ethics, Artificial Intelligence, catholic church, Ethics, moral responsibility, oversight, PixelPopes, Religion, shadow of evil, Technology, technology ethics, technology regulation, Vatican, Vatican AI oversight, Vatican news, Vatican statement, Vatican technology ethics, Vatican technology oversight, Vatican technology regulation, Vatican technology statement

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	51	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Animals Bred:	55	Void Gems Collected:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

lol ok so like, this server is like the vatican but in minecraft??? like, we got priests and stuff but instead of praying we mine for diamonds and build epic castles.

ai is like, totally evil on this server man. like, the vatican said it has a ‘shadow of evil’ so we gotta keep a close eye on it. but don’t worry, our mods are on it and will make sure the ai doesn’t take over the server and turn us all into zombies or something.

join us for some holy minecraft fun and help us fight off the evil ai with your pickaxe and sword. plus, we have the best communion bread in all of minecraft, so you don’t wanna miss out on that. come join our crazy vatican minecraft server now!

Painful Pixel Pals

cancer drugs, chemotherapy, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, data analysis, drug complications, long-term effects, lung cancer, Medical research, nerve damage, neuropathy, oncology, pain management strategies, PAINFUL, PALS, patient care, peripheral nerve pain, PIXEL, platinum based drugs, severe pain, side effects, taxanes, treatment options

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

so, like, u know how minecraft servers can be, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the wildest ride of ur life. u wanna know why? cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.

u ever heard of cancer drugs? well, on this server, we got cancer drugs that give u superpowers. yeah, u heard me right. take some of these drugs and u’ll be flying around the map like a superhero. but be careful, cuz some of these drugs might give u chronic peripheral nerve pain. but hey, it’s a small price to pay for superpowers, amirite?

we got platinum based drugs, taxanes, and lung cancer drugs that’ll have u feeling like ur on top of the world. just make sure u don’t overdose, cuz things can get a little…weird. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable ride of ur life. who knows what’ll happen next? maybe u’ll become a superhero, or maybe u’ll just end up with chronic nerve pain. either way, it’s gonna be a wild time.

Players:	100/400	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9037	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7