AshHour Minecraft SMP

AshHour, Curious, Destruction, Disappearance, Enigma, Fast, Fire, fleeting, fleeting destruction, fleeting moment, hour, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, question.., Quick, Rapid, smp, turn to ash, unexplained, unknown, vanish, who made it

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	3917
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado – unpredictable, wild, and absolutely bonkers.

Join us if you dare to witness players summoning giant chickens to terrorize the land, building rollercoasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and holding epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses.

But beware, there’s a mysterious force on the server known only as “The Ashinator” who has the power to turn anything and everything to ash in just one hour. Will you be the one to uncover their identity and stop their fiery rampage?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	2

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Divine Spears Created:	23	Runes Activated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5424
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	711
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Emeralds Found:	5835
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7735
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Potions Brewed:	59
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Potions Brewed:	62
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3459	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!